1. tr-oyesivan:

    I can’t get over how perfect Troye is

    (Source: losttroylerworld, via whatsagarb)


  2. pocketpadfoot:

    You know James would be all “mom, me and sirius are starting a gang”
    And Mrs Potter would ruffle his hair and say “that’s great, dear, you want some cookies and juice for on the road?”
    "Definitely. Also some sandwiches, please."

    (via pocketmoony)

  4. glitteringlygayzitao:


    For those of you who are going out to protest

    This is a gas mask you can make to prevent breathing tear gas bombs that the police throw

    (via pussy-privilege)


  5. My (catholic) high school ethics textbook compared masturbation to Hitler’s sins??? Um??


  6. the-prankster:



    I love german - seriously

    "Jemanden festnehmen means to arrest someone

     While "Jemanden fest nehmen  means to fuck someone hard. 。◕‿◕。

    zusammenkommen - meet

    zusammen kommen - having an orgasm together

    and don’t forget the classic:

    gut zu Vögeln sein - to be good to birds

    gut zu vögeln sein - to be good in bed

    (via beahbeah)

  8. dunflower:

    tyler joseph is a god

    (via fifty-shades-of-fandom)