You know James would be all “mom, me and sirius are starting a gang”
And Mrs Potter would ruffle his hair and say “that’s great, dear, you want some cookies and juice for on the road?”
"Definitely. Also some sandwiches, please."
Queer, latinx, vegan and feminist
My (catholic) high school ethics textbook compared masturbation to Hitler’s sins??? Um??
I love german - seriously
"Jemanden festnehmen” means to arrest someone
While "Jemanden fest nehmen” means to fuck someone hard. ｡◕‿◕｡
zusammenkommen - meet
zusammen kommen - having an orgasm together
and don’t forget the classic:
gut zu Vögeln sein - to be good to birds
gut zu vögeln sein - to be good in bed